the best characters are ones that act cool or charismatic but are actually fucking losers
Sometimes you need a tall cute boy to cuddle you in bed with his hand up your shirt
"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."
dont hurt somebody because you’re unsure about your feelings
If you find someone who can genuinely make you feel better no matter how hard of a time you’re going through, keep them close to you.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.